Saturday, August 4, 2012
The aliens are here
I live in central Washington. Two extraterrestrial events have occurred near me in recent weeks.
UFOs over the Columbia River.
Crop circles near Grand Coulee Dam
These events, so close together in time and distance, is disconcerting. (I may or may not be joking.) What I do know, is that if anyone next to me starts farting fire, I'm getting away as fast as I can.
But seriously. Which is more of a threat: alien invasion or zombie apocalypse? What do you think?